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| Author: Martin Hunt |
Here I was, end of the week, making cocktails at a friends party. Me, a couple of other blokes and at least 20 women, all 30-45 years of age and in their prime. A dream equation of 4 women to each man, with all players full of testosterone and estrogen, bubbling away ready to explode...you would think! The shameless aggression from these women as they struck the party piniata with a baseball bat was frightening but at the same time sexually exhilarating.
Then ..."I haven't had sex with a real man for a year......but ive got Mr Buzzie! "
As those words were slurred through a mouthful of a highly toxic cosmopolitan mix, which I was ultimately responsible for, the other men scattered and I was left surrounded by an assortment of beautiful women, all single or single mothers, who relied on the battery powered sensations and pleasures provided by their trusty vibrating friend - code word - Mr Buzzie.
This is the name this group of upwardly mobile young business ladies used for their vibrators and no doubt was a term that disheartened most of the male population, now skulking in the shadows and corners of the room and made them feel just a little awkward or perhaps inadequate as the conversation progressed.
Thanks to cosmopolitan confidence, I discovered quite quickly that each of these women owned at least one, sometimes a collection and all were eager to talk of their experiences with "Bob" their "battery operated boyfriend". I was now a referee at a sex toy confessional and quickly realised the immense potential of this market.
Thus mrbuzzie began by offering a selection of these fascinating battery operated and rechargeable devices to this group of insatiable women, hungry for the next biggest and best rotating, pulsating, oscillating, thrusting or vibrating thrill available.
Once used as a treatment for hysteria, these modern versions are curing hysteria of a different kind these days. History suggests the vibrator was the first major electrical appliance created after the toaster and the enormous market for these products demonstrates it was possibly one of the most important.
Remember Sex and The City where the girls had to stage an intervention to get Charlotte out of the bathroom and away from her i-vibe rabbit? This was the beginning of a phenomenon in the Sex Toy industry and a new sexual revolution for the feminist movement as relevant as the burning of the bra and it is still the most talked about and most popular vibrator in the market place today, recently designed to be waterproof!
I have since realised personally that it is a case of just do your very best gentlemen and succumb to the future as we are unable to compete. If we were capable of even half the things some of these devices can do, we would be priceless and no doubt exhausted.
The beauty of this revolution is that a Mr Buzzie is something you can add to enhance your sexual experiences both together and alone. The vibrator is a potent symbol of equality now. It says that you are comfortable with your own sexuality and that you don't necessarily need to rely on someone else to give you pleasure. |
Author Bio:
Martin Hunt is a writer who promotes womens sexual health and is the creator of www.mrbuzzie.com |
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